Weighing in at 110 pounds, with an “impressive” record of one win to 99 losses, “France’s Glass Jaw,” Glass Joe! Almost always at the bottom of the Minor Circuit, Glass Joe was Little Mac’s first opponent. Despite his clear lack of skill, he’s known for taunting in the ring, repping his country with a battle cry of “Vive la France!” Who’s his one win, you ask? None other than one-time champion, Nick Bruiser. Must’ve been a fluke.